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02 September 2006 @ 11:48 am
Hi y'all!

Well we have now been in LA for just over a week, the flight from Fiji was a bit hairy, we had about 10 searches and were allowed no liquids and you have probably heard all about it on the news.

Enyway 10 hours later we arrived in LA, we first went to Santa Monica and had a ganders around there and then we went to Hollywood and had a walk down the strip with all the stars on the pavement, and we went to Graumans cinema, the one they always use for premiers. It is a well nice cinema, (I wonder who sat on my seat before me?!) We saw snakes on a Plane, not sure if it out back home - I don't think I would recommend it, its weird, funny but not for the right reasons. Ok enough of the reviews.

We then went to Anaheim - where? - DISNEYLAND!
It was good, happy, smiley, NICE. Very enjoybale though, we went on all the rides, I think the Alice in Wonderland and Peter Pan were my favourites, and I met loads of celebs, Mickey and Minnie to name a few.

We also went to Disneys California Adventure, cos as if Disneyland wasn't enough they built another theme park next door. It was good but obviously not as good as Disneyland.

After a couple of days there we came back to LA and now we are staying in Hollywood just off Hollywood Boulivard.
And yesterday we went to Universal Studios, also very good and we saw Wisteria Lane and they were filming! (but we didn't get to see much, just drove past it on the tour)

and thats that, we will be flying back to the homeland tomorrow.
Its weird but heres a poem:

So that was my blog
A journey travel log

A snippet into my mind
Lots of stories you will find

Well done to all how followed and read
The ramblings of my dyslexic head

Sorry once more for all the gaps
We had a few mis-haps

But for all the bad, there were 1000 good
I hope with this blog you have understood

I wish that you have enjoyed it
And that it was good and fit

And now I am coming back home
No more on this will be shown

xxx
 
 
23 August 2006 @ 12:36 pm
Well we are back on the main land, the island hoping has been wicked.
We went to 4 islands in the Yasawa Group to the west of the main land. It has been good to experience some proper "Fiji Time."

We spent time on the beach, snorkelling, diving and eating and drinking and I am (not) sorry to say that is all we have done.
Ah but lets not forget the BULA Dance, I shall save that for you when we get back.

We are flying to LA tomorrow evening, and will be landing tomorrow afternoon!!! Ruddy date line.

So the next time I shall be writing to y'all we shall be in Arnie's state - ve vill be back - YAH
 
 
Guess where we are....Fiji!

I know haven't updated this for ages but we havne't actually been up to much, we went on the glacier which was incredicable even though it rained hard all day. we got down to Queenstown and learned that we have run out of money - oh-o.
So we started to head back up north making a few stops on the way. We dropped the car off in Auckland then went back to Kerikeri to work for a bit.
We did for one week, there wasn't much work around just odd days and it was poopoo being back there working so we thought sod it, lets go to Fiji so here we are.

Its hot and sunny and tomorrow we are going island hoping, we are going to 4 island spread over 24 days.

Its gonna be a tough month but I think we shall manage.
I don't think there is internet access on them, just huts on beaches, so if you don't here from me (which with my record wont be anything unusual) you know why.

Hope all is well whereever you are.
They were talking on the radio in NZ about the heatwvae back home and the DJ kept saying about the poor pink pomms!

laters potatas
:o)
 
 
10 July 2006 @ 05:05 pm
And I also forgot to tell you about Jin the otter.

About a month ago she escaped from Auckland zoo, it has been all over the news here, with appeals for sightings and allsorts.

Well today the managed to catch her and she is on her way back home! Huzzzzah!
Apparently she is a bit thin, but doing well.
They put down otter poo and food to attract her and catch her.

Its all been a bit exciting since we have been here.
 
 
10 July 2006 @ 04:58 pm
Oh yeah I forgot to say, I got a haircut. Its'lright, better than it was anyway.

I am at the MOST COOLEST tinterweb place, its a converted red double decker bus! And the old seats have been made into the seats at the compooters.

We are now in Franz Josef, a township near a glasier. Tomorrow we are going for a climb on the glasier...should be....cool!

And for some reason I keep humming Franz Ferdinand tunes, can't think why though.
 
 
05 July 2006 @ 04:15 pm
Yes so the last time I wrote we had just been white water farting, we left Rotorua on the 24th and headed a bit further south to a place called Taupo, which is a town on the northern tip of Lake Taupo. Its the biggest lake in NZ and it is massive, it was caused by a meteor or summit like that. We checked into a hostel and then went for a walk. We walked down the Waikato river and past a thermal park then to the Huka falls. This is a part of the river which goes from being 10m wide and 4m deep forced into a channel 4m wide and 10m deep. Its so noisy and creates such a force that it is used to create 15% of NZ's power!!! Then we walked even further to the Craters of the Moon. It is another thermal area, that does look like a alien planet, there were bubbling mud pools and steaming craters. We then started the long walk back, we didn't think it was going to be that far so we didn't take anything to eat or drink, but we ended up being out for about 5 hours and walked over 10km, ah well. When we got back we treated outselves to a pizza from Hell....we didn't die though! We found a pizza take-away called Hell!
We walked down by the lakeside and ate our pizzas, BUT within 2 seconds of sitting down we were surrounded by ducks, there must of been about 20 and they did not stop quacking at us. It was well funny though, just us watching the sunset over Lake Taupo surrounded by quacking ducks!

The next day we went s-k-y-d-i-v-i-n-g! (aaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh)
We got there and they were running a bit late, but it was cool, cos we got to watch a couple of groups get ready and go up the plane. Then it was our turn.
We got into the jump suits and had some harnesses put on and then we watched a 5 minute video about what we were supposed to do and then we meet our Tandem Masters. Mine was called Benny and Garys was called Kane (who also pointed out that my nail varnish matched my jumpsuit! - always an important factor when throwing yourself out of a plane) and then that was, it we were getting on the plane. We went up to 12,000 feet, as we were going up I was thinking right we must be mearly there, at the least half way and then Benny tapped me on the shoulder and said we were at 1,000 feet - omigod we still had 11 times that to go!!! It took about 20 minutes to get the 12,000 feet. I was first on so last off, Gary went just before me, I know it sounds silly cos I could obviously see how high we were but it wasn't until we started sliding down the plane to the door that it REALLY began to sink in how high we were. It was at this point I started screaming. Then we went to the edge and dangled my legs out the door, then I had to look to the left to have my photo taken - NICE, I'll just dangle my legs out of a plane, stop screaming and smile for the camera!!! I don't remember but in the photo I am smiling.

Then I tipped my head back and we rolled out and that was that.
I can't explain the feeling I felt, everything, fear, excitiment, adrenalin, happy, scared and the whole time I screamed. We free-falled for about 45 seconds, 7,000 feet and then at 5,000 feet Benny opened the parachute, then we glided down for the last bit. This was definately the best thing I have ever done, it was SO-MUCH-FUN. All in all it took about maybe 3 minutes to get down. I was shaking so much when we landed, my legs were quivering for ages after. We got the photos but unfortunately I can not get to the cd drive on these pooters :( but as soon as I can I will put them photos on.

We didn't do much for the rest of the day, just relaxed.
We got up at 2am to watch the football, we went down to this pub which said it would be open but it was closed so we went to this karoke bar next door that was open and had some people in England shirts smoking outside. We asked them if they would be watching the game and they said we could go back to their hostel and watch it - Safe. Then we went into the bar and bumped into a girl we meet in Kerikeri, which was nice. We watched the football and then went back to our hostel and slept.
A bit later on we went for a walk around Lake Taupo and just flaked out in the evening and watched some films at the hostel.

The next day, the 27th, we checked out of out hostel and then did a bunjy jump. They had special offer on if you did a jump before 11am. It was over the Waikato River and it was 47m. We decided against being dunked in the water cos it was freezing. Gary went first and took a couple of countdowns, then I went and managed first time. It was also very scary and again I screamed the whole time. Even though you are doing this on your own I still think the skydive was scarier. after the jump a dingy comes over with a couple of guys and they pull you down and then drop you off by the cliff then you have to walk back up!!!
It was lots of fun though.
Then we drove round the lake south to Turangi. Its a funny little place, we checked into a weird hostel and then booked a trek for the next day. Then we drove back to Taupo to go to the supermarket to get supplies for the trek, mainly chocolate.

28th - we got up at 6 to get for our trek along the Tongariro Crossing. A walk through a range of mountain one of which is Mt. Doom (in some film about elves and short people and a ring.)
Normally in the summer this walk can be done on your own, but now it is all covered in snow and difficult.
We got picked up at 7 and drove to the start of the track. We were given trousers and boots and cramp-ons. We set off at about 8am. The guides were really friendly as were most of the group. The first part of the walk was flat and easy and then we got to a bit called the Devils Staircase and started going up. It was called the Devils Staircase for a good reason, it was hard going, but we managed it. We stopped for regular brakes. Then we got to a bit that was very steep and all ice. We now had to put on our cramp-ons. These are bascially big metal spikes you attach to the bottom of your boot or as our guide described them 'blenders attached to your feet'
Then we trekked up to the Red Crater. It was hard work and really tough but once we got there the views were stunning. We stopped at Red Crater and has lunch, this was a thermal spot so even though we were at one of the highest points there was no snow and it warmed our bums as we ate lunch!

Then we started off again, but this time over the other side and down. And cos of the snow there was no walking down the mountain, nope...we slid down on our bums!!! This was definately, aside from the stunning scerenery of course, one of the highlights of the day. We walked a bit more, slid down a bit more and eventually got to the bottom and walked though soem forrests before we got back to the coach. All in all we walked 17km over about 7 and half hours. Then on the way back they gave us beer and chips - Select!

The next day, the 29th we drove to west to Waitomo and went on a caving tour.
We decided on doing a trip called 'Haggas Honkinh Holes' still not too sure of the name.
Anyway this was bascially lots of abseiling and caving, wearing wetsuits, waterfulls, dark, hard hats with lights, ducking, diving, crawling, climbing and glow-worms.
We got changed and had a bit of training and then did our first abseil, 20m, it was well scary. There was only 4 of us in the group with 2 guides so I was pleased about that. And the two guys on thw trip we met in Taupo when we watched the football.
So the first abseil went ok, I was well tired by the end of it though and I was holding the rope so tightly that I took a chunk of skin off my palm :(
Then we had to do 2 more abseils down waterfulls. It was hard work but lots of fun. We had to do a couple of crawrl through bits and a bit of climbing too. At the deepest bit we were 80m underground! We turned off our lights and saw lots of glowworms, they do not have bum-holes and use enzymes to burn there waste and create the light, which they use to attract other bugs to eat! Clever. They were very pretty though, a lovely bluey light.
We then did quite a big climg up and then stopped for a drink and chocolate bar and a chat, which the guides bought down. We were underground for about 2 hours, this was also a lot of fun. When we came to the top of the cave, I didn't realise that the stars were actual stars, I thought they were glowworms - doh!!!

We left Waitomo on the 30th and drove to New Plymouth. We decided to go on this off-road route cos we thought it would be fun and it was recommended a nice drive. We got about half way there and realised we were running very low on petrol. It will be ok though we thought, the next town will have some.
We got there and there was no garage and the next town wasn't for about 50km, bugger.
We asked a lady from the camp-ground/local shop and she said there was nothing, but then she sold us some of her own petrol!!! Which was very nice of her and it got us all the way there, phew!
We eventually got to New Plymouth and had a look around Mt Taranki. Unfortuantely there didn't seem to be any guided tours and we couldn't hire any boots so we decied it would probably be for the bexst if we didn't hike up this mountain.

The next day, 1st July, we drove to NZ's capital.
What back to Auckland? I hear you cry.....But no!.....Wellington is actually NZ's capital!!!

Sorry, yeah we drove to Windy Welly as is nick-named, because it is well windy. We didn't do much, had a wander and went to the pub and watched the football. It was a long night cos it didn't start till 3am but we made sure we would make it by drinking a crate of beer before we left our hostel!! We found an English pub called the Coutney Arms and watched it there, it was PACKED, but good fun. But thats enough about that.
Didn't do much else, just relaxed and wandered the city, we went to a LOTR exhibition at Te Papa, the national museum, then we went to The Empire cinema and watched the Return of the King, the cinema where the world premiere was held and it is the largest screen in the southern hempishere.

Then yesterday we got the ferry to Picton, it was very rough weather and the ferry was horrible. But we made it and now we are in Nelson wondering what to do in the South Island.
 
 
01 July 2006 @ 07:24 am
did you know that for every kiwiw person in New Zealand there are 14 sheep.

I know I said I would update this today but I under-estimated how far we had to drive today, sorry.
Oh yeah and we stopped at a garage and bought some milkshakes and I didn't think to look at the best before date.

We drove down the road and then opened one and it went off in January 2006!!!

Bugger.
 
 
30 June 2006 @ 08:57 pm
Rant  
I went into the bakers the other day and decided to get a double chocolate chip muffin, it looked yummy with some good sized chunky choc chips on the top.
Well can you imagine my disappointment when I bit into the muffin and learned that there were no more chunky choc chips - what is it with muffins that do that? Get you looking forward to more of those chunky choc chips and then you have to live with the fact that there aren't any more and you have already eaten the top layer so you can't even save one for later :(

Rant over.

so what have we been up to? Heres x words (I can't be arsed to count how many I have used, plus there are quite a few so it wouldn't sound that cool anyway,) but here are some clues:

Skydive, Bunjy, Mt Doom and 80m underground caves with glowworms.

I will explian more tomorrow, promise. We have been staying in some small towns and we have been well busy so I have just been jumping on the pooters in our hostels and they are well expensive for time, so tomorrow we are going to Wellington, so I will find a internet place there and spend ages writing in detail about of the scary stuff we have been up to, plus I will sort out some photos.

One more thing,
when doing bingo calling I can now say:

"I've done a sky DIVE......fifty FIVE"

hahaha
true story.
 
 
23 June 2006 @ 03:28 pm
Well its been a fun few days, we watched the football, it was dark and early and cold but they had a lovely big fire so I stood in front of that, after it had finished we left Tauranga and headed south to Rotorua. It only took about an hour to drive.

We checked into a hostel and then we went zorbing. This is where you get inside a giant inflatable ball and then get rolled down a hill. Kind of like being in a huge hamster wheel. We both went in one and weren't strapped in and had water in the zorb with us. It was so much fun. (as you may or may not have noticed I have now got advertising on my blog so I can put photos on for free - once I get to a cheaper tinterweb place I will sort out the photo situation.) So yeah zorbing - excellent. And just before we went up the hill, the staff guy pointed out to me that I had my t-shirt on inside out, how cool am I?

we just spent the rest of the day relaxing.
Then yesterday we went white water rafting on the river Kaituna. It was wicked. We went over 3 waterfulls, one was 5 and half metres!!! and I think about 14 rapids. This was also so much fun, but kinda scary too. It was a grade 5 river which I think is the hardest you can do as a humble random. Oh and the day before the boat flipped on the big waterfull, luckily it didn't for us. (they did tell us what to do if it does flip though)
For one lot of rapids Jimbo, one of our guides, made us stand up! And for another lot he made us get out of the boat and hang on whilst we went over the rapids and he dunked our heads under a mini waterfull!
We did lots of chanting and shouting and the guides also said a couple of Maori prayers before we went on the river and just before we went over the BIG waterfull.

After the white water rafting we went to some hot pools. We just went to a natural river and got in, it was so warm compared to the air temp. there was steam rising everywhere, it was beautiful. We went to different bits along the river and Gary floated down stream and over a mini-waterfull.

because of all the hot rock activity in the area it smells of farts all the time, the sulphur I think.

Today we have had a lazy day and tomorrow we are going further south to Taupo.
(where we are going to be doing a skydive!)
:)
 
 
20 June 2006 @ 08:46 pm
Hello me again,
Well today we had a look around some Op shops or as we call them charity shops to try and find some coats cos its cold and wet here, but with no luck, so we drove down the road to Mt. Maunganui and climbed up the mountain.

Its not really a mountain, but a really really big hill, 232m to be precise. And sheep live on it.
So we walked up, looked at the fantastic views and they were very good today as it was a clear sunny day, then we walked down and went to the pub and had a pint and some potatoe wedges and played giant chess.

Then we came back to Tauranga and had a look round the shops and both managed to find jackets which are nice, warm and cheap! Then we went to the cinema cos its cheap all day on Tuesdays and watched Cars, its alright, a good film but not one of Pixars better ones.

and now we are back at the hostel, gonna be having an early night cos we are getting down to the pub for 7am to watch good old Ming-e-land kick a ball around. We have decided if they get through to the quarter finals we are going to buy some England shirts. Gary has already shaved his head so might as well go the whole hog and look the part!

Come on England
(But it is only a game)
;)
 
 
19 June 2006 @ 08:44 pm
Hahaha finally we are got moving and started our travels around NZ. We are now in Tauranga in The Bay of Plenty on the east coast. Tomorrow we are going to buy some coats and go see the mountain.

We have hired a car, its well fancy, a Nissan Sunny - yup its a sunny car! It only took 3 hours to drive here which is great compared to the 4 day drives we had to do in Oz.

Nowt much else has happened, I saw a lady in Auckland the other day with her two yorkies, they both had coats on with matching leads :)
 
 
18 June 2006 @ 09:54 am
So I suppose one of reasons I have this "blog" is to pass onto you, my readers, the worldy knowledge I have learnt on my way around the world.

Today's lesson will be on kiwis:
Originally from china, I can not remember their original name.
There are now two types of Kiwi - Kiwi Gold and Kiwi Green.
Kiwi Green is the original version, Kiwi Gold was developed about 6 or 7 years ago. (Kiwi Green is the main one we get back in the UK)
At first Kiwi Gold flopped so all the growers ripped out their Gold trees and put back their Green trees and then the next year the demand for Gold shot up so everyone got rid of their Green and planted Gold again.
Now Kiwi Gold are worth a lot more than Kiwi Green, apparently and individual Gold kiwi sells for $5 in Japan (most Gold goes to Korea and Japan)
Green kiwis are a lot tougher then Gold, Gold punctures really easily (gets holes in the skin)
Green kiwis are fuzzy (what I like to call "The Fuzz") whereas Gold have no fuzz and a dimple bit that sticks out on one end, the correct name being "The Beak"
Kiwis can not be picked in the rain or when they are wet, because even though they seem tough their skin is easily broken when wet, (so we were unable to pick them when and after it had been raining.)
Kiwis grow on trees that are on terraces in rows and they hang down like grapes, they are picked by hand and it is FAST picking. (I shall show the kiwi picking dance when I get back - now that's something to look forward too ;) ! )
Kiwis in class 1 have to be of a certain shape, the ratio has to be of a certain width compared to the length, so if it is too flat it has be in class 2.
Other rejects for class 2 include long growth marks that run down the side of the kiwi, Haywards - which are small growths, which kind of make the kiwi look like a tea-pot and if they just look a bit funny in colour or shape.
All kiwis with holes, puntures, beak end rots, sooty mould, broken beaks, softs and juice have to be rejected and are thrown into the pig bin and then sold to farmers to feed to....sheep, no not really, its pigs.
Once kiwis have been sorted into Class 1 and Class 2 they are then packed by size. Sizes vary from 18 to 42. 18's being the biggest and 42's being the smallest. The most common sizes are 33's and 36's.
The boxes the kiwis are put in also vary too, sometimes plastic trays are used to place kiwis in individual pockets, (1 layer or 2) and sometimes they are all thrown in a box on top of each other - the machine counts the amount out.
Kiwi Green are a lot easier to pack as they are a lot tougher than kiwi Gold.

So there you have it folks, if you are still awake good for you.

If you ever have problems going to sleep just print this baby out and keep it under your pillow, within a couple of minutes you should be nicely snoozing!

Go Kiwi Go
 
 
15 June 2006 @ 05:29 pm
Well we have finished working - woohoo, no more picking, no more packing, no more 15 hour days!

It has been fun though, and thank you for all the emails and stuff for my burfday. Our friend cooked a curry (I helped) and we ate lots and drank lots, it was nice.

So nowt much else to write about. Oh I went for a day trip with some of the friendly brares from the Lodge (or hostel) to Ninety Mile Beach and Cape Reinga, the most northern part of NZ and where the two oceans meet. It was lovely, Gary didn't go cos he was feeling rough.

Hope everything is ok back home, we are going to sort out a car and start travelling round the country. Going to be watching La Football tonight at 4am. We watched the last game in the pub, where we went for our work Packhouse end of season party. We had a $10,000 bar tab! We were all drinking jugs of beer all night then the party finished and a few of us poms went to the back part of the pub and watched the footie at 1am. They kept it open for us AND they sold us more beer - great. I feel asleep on a (tall) bar stool. Luckily England didn't score again or else I would of been knocked off in the goal celebrations! Nice to have a nap though, just a shame it was in a pub.

So we are no longer in Kerikeri, no more of the K-side crew. Its strange leaving somewhere we have been for so long and actually a routine and where we knew everyone there.
We got a lift back to Auckland with some friends, we had 7 of us in the car with all of our stuff!!!

There might be more stuff I have forgotten to write about, I haven't written my diary for ages so when I do if I have forgotten anything I will write it here for you.

chao bellas.
 
 
26 May 2006 @ 01:58 pm
from the job picking persimmons!
He said he had too many people, but we think its cos he didn't like us.

So i have been doing double shifts at the packhouse, 15 hours a day and Gary has gone to picking kiwis which is good cos he gets a bonus for staying to the end.

BUT there has been a lot of rain again over the last week and there hasn't been any kiwi picking, so Gary hasn't been working and now there aren't any more kiwis to pack at the packhouse I haven't been working either.
We picked persimmons at a different place yesterday and I am working tonight and hopefully we will be able to work tomorrow.

And apparently this has been the worst weather here for this time of year in years!

So next time you eat a kiwi or persimmon (and if you haven't tried on i suggest you do) it could of been picked and packed by us!
 
 
22 May 2006 @ 03:04 pm
nothing much to report other than I have been working all day picking kiwis and now persimmons and then working 6 till 10.45 packing kiwis in a pack house.
YAY 15 hour days!

We left the kiwis cos we couldn't pick in the rain (cos they damage very easliy when wet) and it has been raining lots so were sitting around lots so we decided to change jobs and have been picking persimmons - which sound like you are saying "Percy man" in a jamacan accent, kind of like when you say beer can and you sound like a jamacan saying "bacon" - try it, it works every time. BEER CAN.

And on Thusday we went to the pub at 6am, it opened espically for us, the cleaner let us in and watched the football, but lets not talk about that. The end result was though we spent 11 hours in the pub, got a pizza from pizza hut and got more booze to drink back at the hostel, so it turned out to be a fun day.

Even though we have been doing lots of horrible work we have made some really good friends and are having a laugh.

hope everythings nice and sunny back home, cos it cold and wet over here

:)
 
 
08 May 2006 @ 01:39 pm
Well its not looking good for my four month old trainers. Fruit picking on a farm is hard work on the feet - lots of mud and its wet, even if it hasn't rained everything is still soaking in the morning from the dew.

So, the converse have nearly died, they have gone from being a nice dark beige to brown poo colour and today my feet were soaked through my thick socks and carrier bags and trainers after an hour :(
So we did a half day today and are going to get some wellies.

Tomorrow we are starting on the kiwis and after 3 and half days picking I have eaten enough clementimes to feed a small ethiopian family for a month!

There's a nice friendly big black dog that keeps wandering around our hostel, no-one seems to know where he lives and he is very old and just stands outside our door looking in.
 
 
well we got jobs picking fruit - can you guess which one?....
mmm...well if you were thinking clementimes you are wrong, we have been picking mandarins.

We got the bus up from Auckland to Kerikeri and have been staying at a hostel/campsite which sets people up with orchids to do fruit picking in the area, mostly mandarins and kiwis. They drop us off and pick us up in the minibus everyday.

Its been ok and everyone is friendly. We may move over to kiwis - its where the moneys at.

We should be here for about a month to save up some cash.
So not much else to report apart from working is rubbish.
 
 
02 May 2006 @ 01:53 pm
its very nice, the plane was ok too, I got talking to the old lady next to me and we watched The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, but the flight was only 2 and half hours so we didn't get to finish it :(

We are staying in Auckland in a hostel, its a bit cold but nowt too bad.
Not sure what the plan is, try and start look for some casual employment of some variety.

So far so good.
 
 
30 April 2006 @ 02:56 pm
it IS a very big country!
We have driven over 10,000 miles and even though we did buy THE worst car in Australia it has been many funs.

We had a big think and a big talk about what to do about selling the car, after all the problems we have had and the fact that another one seemed to be blossoming (it was having real prblems accelrating esp. unhill) we decided that it would not be fair to sell it privately to some more travelling bums. So we sold it back to the people we bought it from, we didn't get as much as if we had sold it privately but we feel a lot better about it. Luckily when we took the car back they didn't do any mechanical checks, they only checked for bumps and bruises. So we no longer have the car formally known as Elwood but who's new name can not be mentioned cos it is too rude.

We left the campsite and checked into a hostel so we don't have to worry about getting into town tomorrow, which is another bank holiday, for the last 4 weeks there has been at least one day off a week as holidays!

And that is about all I have to say about Australia, it been hot, cold, dry, wet, windy, muggy and the milkshakes are very nice.
 
 
26 April 2006 @ 02:27 pm
so just as it goes over to midnight on the new day of the 6th April, we were woken up and told we needed to evacuate, so much for our nice sleep in a real bed! So we packed up our stuff and headed up the road in our car to higher ground, to the local primary school.

(PLEASE NOTE: in the last blog blabble I wrote that when we finally crossed the bridge in Kakadu and was listening to Jacques Le Cont, fabric, it wasn't track 9 that came on, it was track 11 - I now have the IPOD and have realised the error of the ranting raving ways, the correct title of the track is "also spraus zarathustra" sorry)

When we got there were already quite a few people there. Basically,it hadn't quite started to flood yet, but as soon as it gets higher than 18m (that's 18m higher than normal) they have to evacuate, most of the town is built around the river. So we found a parking space and had a wander round, they were giving out tea and coffee which was nice and could find a spot and sleep in one of the classrooms. Wehad a look and decided to sleep in the car, so we rolled down the front seats and slept in the car - again.

The next morning I got up at 7, thinking we could head off, as we the river is north of the town,we had already passed over it and we wanted to go south. So I went for a wander and spoke to a police lady and she said that the roads going north and south of Katherine are both flooded making the whole town cut off, no-one can leave or get in! MMMMM.....interesting. So that's ruled us out having an early start getting down to Alice Springs! I broke the bad news to Gary, I was told we would most likely be stuck for a couple of days. We were told that some of the shops were still open and we could have a look atthe bridge. So we got dressed and went for a wander, we got some magazines and went down to the bridge. It was closed to traffic but people could walk over it. (oh yeah - when we went to the supermarket the night before, the girl on the checkout told us that they had sold 2 crates of batteries!) The water was touching the bottom of the bridge,normally it is 18m lower, even though it hadn't actually rained that mush over night, there was an 80m gorge type thing up-river that had flooded and this was rushing down to the river at Katherine, hense the flood. So we walked over the bridge and could see where the road had flooded just on the other side, a policeman said he had been on duty for the whole of the day before, finished his shift, managed to go home, get some supplies, then had to go back to work and had been all night and all morning. The road was flooded for a couple of k's, but wasn't that deep...yet.

We wandered around for a bit and then went back to the car, by this time most of the town had been evacuated and people were also staying at the secondary school. We read our magazines and I had a big sort out of the car and managed to mostly dry out a lot of our stuff. Everyone was really friendly, lots of people were staying in their caravans - they are really popular here, one guy said if we wanted a bit more space if it rains we could sit in their camp and they had free food for everyone. There was loads of press around talking to people and taking photos and loads and loads of helicopters. All the shops were shut by 12pm. Police also had to come round to remind people to keep their cars locked cos a lady had had her handbag stolen, not very neighbourly. That night a recovery army type team came to the school with beds and blankets for everyone. We finished off the whiskey and slept in the car again.

The next morning I got up early to see if there was any change, the police said there wasn't, but would let us know if there was any change. About an hour later they came round and said the road going south was clear. HORRAH. We literally got in the front of the car and headed straight off, whoosh.
When we got to the end of the road the school was on we realised how bad the flooding had got. It was right up to the end of the road, all the roads we had walked down the morning before were completely underwater, the road the school was on was the last road not to get flooded. All the shops, houses and the hostel were flooded. This was as bad as the flood in '98, where a crocodile was spotted cruising down one of the isles of the flooded Woolworths! (we suspect he was looking for toothpaste....I'm sorry, I'll get my coat)
Enyway, we said our goodbyes and zoomed off. We stopped at the next town about an hour down the road called Mataranka, to get some petrol, there were about 50 road trains (lorries with 3 or 4 or 5 artic sized carriages) all parked up by the road cos they couldn't get any further north. When we stopped at the garage we noticed quite a lot of smoke coming from under the car, GREAT. The lady in the garage said there was a mechanic down the road who was nice, so we went down to Willies Autos. As it goes the guy, who I can only presume was Willy, was really nice. Some rubber seal had broken, only a small part, which costs about $10, but to replace it he had to take out the whole gear box and this would take about 3 hours. So we got our books out of the car and once again left Elwood at the mechanic's.

We went for a walk, down the one street of the 'town.' There was 2 petrol stations, a MEAN looking pub (the kind of place where if we walked in I think everything would have gone quiet and everyone would have stared at us, it also had a seperate bit for the Aboriginals and a bar for the 'whites' - nice place) and a shop. We had no money, cos we couldn't get any in Kakadu or Katherine and there was no cash point here. So we scrapped together and got some crisps to share. We walked around for AGES. We wandered to try and find a campsite, cos it was now getting on a bit and we weren't to sure if it would still be day-light by the time the car gets fixed (its not very nice driving at night in the outback, lots of roadkill, and a roo would write off a car, plus the guilt of killing a roo, its not worth driving at night here) We found one campsite that was completely full, apart from a motel room, which we reckon the price was doubled, cos not only was there a back log of truckies who couldn't north, there was also tourists. Basically the one and only main road north to Darwin was flooded. So we thought we would wait and see about the car.

As it goes it was finally finished some time around 5. We found out if we carried on, cos it was an oil leak the car would of eventually caught fire, so we were glad we got that one fixed, ruddy car. So we paid Willy and headed south to the next town, Larrimah. This was only about another hour down the road so we got there around sunset. Even smaller than Mataranka, one and shop/petrol/cmapsite! Aagin this place was stacked up with truckies and tourists but we got a camping spot. They also had a baby roo.
We put up the tent, finally had a shower - the first one since the evening at the hostel and had an early night.

The next morning - the 8th we got up early and was back on the road by 7am. We managed to get all the way to Alice Springs, over 900kms. We didn't stop, only for petrol and to swap driving. We basically had to drive all the way down the same highway we had driven all the way up to get to Darwin. At every town there was truckies tourists. We stopped at Elliot, a place we stayed at on the way up that had lots of peacocks and things swimming in the pool, we stopped to get petrol and I went to the loo and after I flushed I could see something moving in the bowl and there was a white frog! strange but true folks.

So Alice Springs, it was just getting dark by the time we checked into a campsite,so we put up the tent and flaked out, we had finally made it to Alice Springs, we got through flash floods, big floods, broken car and frogs. We also saw an eagle do a nose dive and I bought a paper and a teenager had been bitten by a crocodile in Katherine, he managed to punch him off, then him and his mates climbed a tree and called the police and they didn't arrive for a couple of hours cos they thought the boys were joking!!!We went to the supermarket, which was open 24 hours, and got supplies for the next few days. Oh and my berkinstock stylee shoes broke :( but I superglued them back together :)

Enway the next morning we got up and luckily it was Sunday, which at this campsite meant free pancakes for breakfast - SAFE. So we went down to the camp kitchen and had our free pancakes.
Then left Alice Springs to drive to Yulura, the resort next to Uluru, or white man name Ayers Rock. It was about a 5 hour drive. We got to Yulura which is basically a very small town just for the tourists, there are a few hotels, a supermarket, post office and a campsite. We checked in to the campsite and relaxed for the rest of the afternoon.

The next morning we got up at 5.30am - YUK! And drove about 10mins down the road to the national park and watched the sunrise at Uluru. It was incredable to see it properly for the first time. The colours did change, browns, oranges and reds. Stunning.
Then we did the base walk around the rock. It was about 7km and took us about 3 hours. The flies were disgusting. There were constantly about 10 flying around your face and about 50 on your back - no joke. GROSS. We had to buy fly nets, its ok when they are on our backs cos well out of sight out of mind and there is nothing you can do, everybody had them and they were everywhere, its just better when they can't land on your face, so we looked lovely wandering around with our nets on!

Then when we got back to the beginning of the walk we decided to try and walk up the rock. Now it says that the Aboriginal people would prefer it if you didn't cos of its upsetting for them when people get hurt, but then on the way into the park there is a massive sign whether the climb is open (they close it if the weather is too dangerous or if there is a rescue in operation.) So we had a look saw about 50 people walking up, so we thought we would give it a go. You can't do the climb anywhere around it, its way to steep, but there is one bit which is quite sloped so that's the bit people walk up. The first bit their are some smaller rocks on the side to lean onto. AH and so begins another Crazy Converse Challenge That's about 10 maybe 20m up, we got this far and then stopped, for a rest and to have a look at the view. It was well steep. The view was already incredible. Then there is nothing to hold onto for about 10m and after that going all the way to the top there is a metal rope thing that you can hold onto (again another contradicting thing about climbing the rock, but if people are going to do it might as well try and make it a but safer)
So there is this gap where there is nothing to hold onto, its well steep and we're already rather high (altough probably only about a 1/8 of the way up) I got scared cos I kept thinking I was going to fall cos there is nothing to hold onto. I tried to climb to the metal rope thing and after a couple of steps I frooze convinced that if I moved my feet I was going to slip and fall. So Gary had to practically move my feet for me and got me back to where the smaller rocks were and I set there while he ventured up further with the camera. Whilst I was waiting I got talking to a guy who had been climbing it since 1975 and that today was to be his last ever climb. I asked him if it was cos of how the local Aboriginal people don't like it and he said it wasn't but cos of his own spirital feelings, what a hippy, still nice to talk to him. But he told me to give it a try its worth it and it does get easier. I watched people climbing past and even saw these two guys walking with these 2 little girls who must of been about 7! Then Gary came back, he hadn't climbed to the top just a bit further up, I had a few practise goes at climbing without holding onto the small rocks and then built up the momentum and got the beginning bit of the metal rope thing! HUZZAH. So i clung on to that we went up quite far, its hard to tell how far you've actually climbed but I reckon we got close to halfway. It was hard work and it was still well steep and I got more scared the higher we got. You could always stop and sit down for a rest but some bits were flatter than others. We sat down and admired the views and how flat the surrounding land actually is and the view of the Olgas, a collection of massive big rocks. We climbed back down, well Gary climbed down - I slid down on my bum!
Then we went to the visitors centre and treated ourselves to some potatoe wedges and bought a nice wooden bowl, crafted by the aboriginals and is also one that the same design would of actually been used by them.
Then we went back to the campsite and I had a nap. Then we headed back down to Uluru to a different spot to watch the sunset. This was also stunning and again the colours were awesome. We also got talking to some friendly olddie ozzies who were next to us. After dark we headed back to the campsite and had another early night, we were pooped.

The next morning, the 11th, we got up early again and packed up and headed about an 45 minutes down the road to the Olgas, or proper non-white man name, Kata Tjuta. We one of the walks through a gorge.
Gary wasn't feeling to good, so we then headed 3 hours down the road to the King's Canyon resort. Similar to Yulura, only smaller. We checked into the campsite and went in the pool. The next morning we got up really early again (its important to do walks in the red centre either early morning or late afternoon when its cooler) and packed up and headed over to the King's Canyon, it was only 20mins from the resort. On the way we stoppped at a look out of the canyon, it was breath-taking.
We got the base of the canyon and did the 6km through the canyon. There is a steep climb to start but I preferred this walk to the walk around Uluru. The scerenery was mcuh more interesting and constantly changing and was much more dramatic. And at the bottom of the canyon there is the "Garden of Eden" and oasis. All the water from rainfull drains down the canyon to this one bit and there in the middle of the rocky desert canyon is lush greenery and loads of trees. We walked down there and when we got to the bottom we realised that you could swim but we didn't have our stuff :( But we headed on and throughly enjoyed the walk.

I realised that for the last 3 days I have taken hundreds of photos and they have all been of rocks!

After the walk, which took about 4 hours, we headed back to Alice Springs, about a 4 hour drive. We checked into a really nice campsite that had wild rock wallabies that lived on the edges of the campsite grounds. We bought some food from reception and fed them at dusk. Gary had an early night and I got talking to some people who had the worst painted van in the world.

The next morning we got up early to start the 4/5 day drive back to Brisbane. We left at 6.30 and only stopped for petrol and to swap driving and managed to drive 1200kms to Mt Isa. We did have to drive in the dark and as the sunset we saw the most incredible storm develop, but it was miles away so we only got a bit of rain. But we could lots of strange clouds and a funny lighting and we also saw lots of lightening forks! We got to Mt Isa, found a campsite, went in the pool, ate some dinner (macaroni cheese out the saucepan,) luaghed at the friendy dog who belonged to the tent next door and read and went to sleep. BUT my pair of flip flops broke beyond repair and I have to throw them in the bin:(
UH OH only one pair of berks and my good old converse left!

So Easter Friday, the 14th, we headed off early again, we were doing really well, just got through a town called Longreach and the road was flooded, but no worse than Kakadu, we watched a car drive through with a caravan and the guy reckoned we would be ok, so we thought sod it and drove through. We got through ok, but after the battery light came on. We carried on thinking it would charge up as we drive. We did really well, and we were going to stop at the next town. I was driving, the battery light was still on and we were about 10kms away and then I noticed the milage counter stopped counting then a minute later the car died. CRUMBS. The sun would be setting soon. Gary got out to have a wee and just as I was opening the bonnet a car drove past. He stopped, thats lucky I thought, first car to drive past stops, then as he pulled over I saw what it said on the side of his car "Outback Mobile Mechanic" OMIGOD so not only was he a mechanic, he was a mobile mechanic who had all of his tools.
So he has a look at the car and the alternater has broken. He said he would jump start it and follow us to the next town, where we were heading anyway AND where was also staying! ALSO while he was looking at the car he asked where we from etc etc, I told him we were from Croydon, not far from London and then this little old ozzie mechanic man turns round and says "Oh yeah, I know Croydon, I used to build and race cars in Bromley in the 60's" !!!!!!
SMALL WORLD - blimey o'riley, I couldn't believe what happened in the last 30 minutes.
So we got to Blackall, we had to be jump-started again but we made it. Then Neil, the friendly one time Bromley race car driver now mobile mechanic said he would come back in the morning to actually fix our car! This was such good news, Blackall like all towns in the outback was tiny and we really didn't think we would find a mechanic on easter weekend so even though Elwood was as usually being a disater we were really lucky to bump into Neil.

So we put up our tent and decided that Elwood's final insult was enough for us to strip him of his title, he is now called a name to rude to mentioned. Enyway we got talking to the guy next door, called Ken, a rough ozzie guy with lots of really old tattoes of meramids and anchors. It turned out he was a prospecter and he drives around Australia digging for gold, diamonds, gems and stones. He also had a dog called Angus, a jack russell, who Ken said was a "savage terror."

The next morning, now daylight Ken showed us some of his findings, he had been saving up to sell the goods in Sydney and buy a new van. He about $13,000 worth of gold and also diamonds and some black diamonds, which he had sent to Germany to be cut, opals, emeralds, sappires and loads of others and loads of rocks too. He keep all the gems and golds in baggies in a bumbag! Whilst we were looking at the tresure the couple next door to him came over, they like Ken were older and the guy - Jean-Pierre was from France and the lady, Patricia was from USA. As it turns out she was really into Geology and knew a fair amount about rocks and so Ken started giving her loads of rocks, which he just collects, then he gave me a small pot full of opals! They are small chips, so I don't think he can sell them but they are well nice and there are some dark opals in there too! We all talked for ages and found out that JP and Pat lived on a boat and had been sailing and travelling around the world for the last ten years! NICE.

After a while Ken packed up and headed off to an Opal field and the crazy french man and yank lady headed off too and Neil turned up to fix the car. He tried to fix the alternater but couldn't so we had to pay for a new one and luckily the shop was open so he could buy one. After about an hour it was all fixed and Neil only charged us $30 labour!
So even though the ruddy car broke again, in the space on 12 hours we meet some thoughly nice people and made the whole afternoon/morning very bizzare and most fun so it all balanced out, the good and bad.

Right so we eventually headed off around 11am and got to a town called Roma. Cos its easter weekend it was very busy, we got to campsite and it was full apart from one space, by the entrance, we didn't mind though it was only for one night. As it goes it actually the niced grass yet from a campsite. We went in the pool and relaxed.

The next morning, Easter Sunday, we left Roma to set off for a last day driving, so we decided it would only be fetching to listen to a classics set, albums which through all the hours driving we have done we just kept on playing:
REM - out of time
Nirvana - Nevermind
Oasis - What's the story
Fabric - Jacques Le Cont
Hardfi - stars of CCTV
Fabric - Scratch preverts
And then we got to Brisbane. Gary was driving and then the following events that unfolded we now refer to "crazy's finest map hour."
Normally when we get to a bog town, I drive and Gary reads the map, it benefits all concerned, bascially cos I cannot read a map this way it prevents us from getting lost. So as we drive into Brisbane, I pcik up the map book, we thought about stopping and swapping but couldn't find a spot so I just carried on with the directions and got us to the campsite. Right into the town, didn't have to turn around, go back on ourselve or swear at each other once!!! An event probably never to be repeated but at least once I managed it! hahaha

So after this mamouth writings that is it. We checked into the campsite, the same one we were at before, when we did our 10 day stint when the head gasket broke.
After all the dramas that happened before with the pikeys and the fights here is a breakdown of what has happened since we have been there:
. we went to see march of the penguins (brilliant brilliant brailliant)
. the irish couple across from us kept getting really drunk and rowdy and having lots of rows
. after one such row the irish lass 'had relations' with a random who lives in a house at the back of the campsite
. she told her boyfriend (Paul) and they split up, sorting out tickets and passports
. he started sleeping in their car with all of his stuff in the car park at the front of the site
. Ian,the weird hippy who lives on the site, let Paul sleep in his spare tent
. Then Paul's car got stolen, with all his gear
. then found out it had been used in robberies
. so it got impounded and he has to pay $230 to get it out
. so he got so drunk and rowdy he got everyone on the campsite put on 'warning'
. on St Georges day (last sunday) all the English had a few drinks and played cricket
. we were quiet by 10.10 (10pm being the time when you should be quiet)
. apparently there were complaints so everyone has to leave as soon as their payments run out
. all of our friends had to leave cos of the problems the irish caused
. paul and his ex. got back together

So its been an eventful couple of weeks. We paid up to when our flight goes so we are ok.
And that's it folks
Sorry its taken me so long to update, I have now been online for 2 and half hours, which is probably how long it has taken you to read through this - my longest blog entry ever!

We fly to New Zealand on Monday. WOOHOO
Hope all is well wherever you are
:)